Here is the real story from Momma mouth. When Daphne got to parking lot to go in for the show she had some really BAD gas from some beans she ate that were in a old purse in the Drag room. I try to tell her not to wait to eat till she is over here at Momma but by the time she gets here she is usually ravished ... Well she step out the car on the curb of Juniper and the bigggest fart i ever heard came out of her and blew her right in the street just in time for the Number 35 to flatten her to the grill and it was on its way back to Kensington station ... I jump in the Pussy Wagon with Heava Beaver... and the pursuit started well we got to the bus station and scraped her off and took her home layed her down and the next evening she arose ready to PARTY she looked kinda messed up but I put her in the car and off we were to Iona Traylor's Halloween bash... we partied til midnite and her and Linda Hand and Bo Lima took their sister home to wash the tire tracks off her and pull the bus schedules out of her hair... All is now well in Jenkinsville now Love yall all and hope that yall all had a wonderful Halloween.
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